selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

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My decision making policy is basically “if I haven’t come back from the future to stop myself from doing this it’s probably okay”

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

(via khaleesikatrina)

Anonymous asked:
I love jacking off and shooting my load on my face

Jesus is watching

One of my favorite things to do on tumblr nowadays is to only reblog one part of a multiple part tumblr post idk why lol

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(via cheap-excuses)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via aladone)

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

foreveralone-lyguy:

dick pic

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Wasn’t there a picture of Frankie Grande on Big Brother taking a bath while looking at a picture of his sister Ariana going “you’re my world”?

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

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mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

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